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7 people found this review helpful
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66.5 hrs on record
Everything bad you've heard about this game is true. I sat through this janky mess to 100% and it was miserable. Everyone that likes this game is just trying to be a contrarian. "Oh it's just slow paced, Oh it's just deliberate combat." No, it's sluggish, buggy and overflowing with G A N K. You can't look at the runback to Smelter Demon in Iron Keep and say it's good. Also you are punished for every death by losing max health up to 50% which you can only get back with Humanities. By FAR the most disappointing Final boss in the series. Even the PvP which is highly praised isn't any better than other, BETTER souls games. GOOD PvP is in DS3. The most forgettable, slogfest of a souls game riddled with issues I couldn't be bothered to write here, That's how awful this game was. 2/10 Don't play.

Oh and before I get a comment saying "Just wear the ring of hollowing to reduce the death penalty!" YOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO SURGICALLY ATTACH A RING TO YOURSELF TO MAKE UP FOR BAD GAME DESIGN.

I thought DS1 was clunky, ohh boy.
Please for your sanity and enjoyment, Go play the other games. Bed of Chaos was better times than this. It's like if ALL of Lost Izalith was a game.
Posted 6 September, 2025.
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1,382.5 hrs on record (981.3 hrs at review time)
14/10 would beat people to death with a fish and dance over their body again.
Posted 21 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1
401.4 hrs on record (113.2 hrs at review time)
is good
Posted 3 November, 2019.
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12.9 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 1 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
5
924.1 hrs on record (313.2 hrs at review time)
I Just adore Terraria. There is a certain magic that goes into Terraria that leaves you wanting more. The world you live in is peaceful but dangerous if you want it to be. I had fun for a long time before i even heard of the Underworld king.... I Totally Recommend this to anyone who loves being in a expansive sand box but having an ultimate goal. It's worth three times it's value.
Posted 21 June, 2018. Last edited 24 January, 2021.
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