Recent reviews by The Estrogen Gremlin

i have known onbu for about (20 hours) and if anything happens to him i will kill everyone in this room and then myself

While unfinished, this game is very fun to play, provides plenty of content as is (though clearly having ways to improve its span) and will certainly be good fun. I do recommend looking up a video of a content creator playing it- ideally a stream vod, because that is the best way to know for sure if you will enjoy this game. Personally, Eta320 LIVE was a good pick and showed me what the deep down gameplay was; and I decided it looked like fun.

Good game! relaxing, but takes a bit of thinking. Unique gameplay, premise, and good fun! Try it if the videos/screenshots and all look like your jam, because it can back them up!

turn your brain off and kidnap every fish you see

Phenomenal Game! Painfully short, but it was made for a jam, so all is fair! Good characters, good VA, good art, good story, good premise, it's all wonderful!

really makes you realize how *not* trained to fly military aircraft you are.

And even so, it makes it a bit easier to learn. The cockpit is simplified from what you'd see in a real aircraft, but still complex enough to give you control over most onboard systems. Phenomenal game!

Where do I start?

This game holds a special place in my heart. I first saw it in BereGhostGames' channel, and I remember begging my dad to let me install it, when I was maybe thirteen? Maybe even earlier, time's a funny thing.

I think it's rather telling that despite its age, despite how long i've played it, it was in the first ten games I installed when I got a new computer.

Some people will look at this, and see yet another low-poly zombie game. Then, they'll turn and leave.

I urge you not to do that.

My experience with this game is near flawless; there are few bugs, it's stable, the gameplay is enjoyable, and I haven't even *mentioned* the mods.

If there is a weakpoint of the basegame, it's the weapon animations. They're... dated.

We recently had a new map drop, and with it, all new weapons; with those weapons, all new animations. They're phenomenal.

It's also worth mentioning; Nelson, the solo developer of this game, has been making weekly updates for literal years.

my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. Good for them. Good for them.

This is not everyone's game. A lot of people won't like it. If you don't, it's probably for the same reasons as you don't like Tarkov. (I.E. It gave you irl trust issues, your run is sometimes determined by the RNG of what items you'll find somewhere, whether or not an A.I. will randomly vanquish you with a pistol caliber carbine from eight clicks out. All of these can happen, save for that last one; the AI can still cross-map you, but they don't usually detect you that far out.)

But a lot of people *will* like this game. It scratches an itch; opening up a container and looking around in it before picking something up and putting it in your bag just *does* something that flatscreen just can't accomplish. Like other extraction shooters, this game suffers a bit from mentality; that is, if you have a bad raid, its very easy to carry it into your next one and get yourself killed.

this game ♥♥♥♥ my pants