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2 people found this review helpful
41.1 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's scalie stalker.

If you like kobolds and stalker this is your game. Hell if you are impartial to kobolds and like stalker this is still 100% your game.

It's got an alright amount of playable content at the moment, and I'm looking forward to more of everything as it gets developed.
Posted 1 January.
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29.7 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Fun
Posted 26 December, 2025.
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18.1 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Way better than it has any right to be
Posted 16 November, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
It's ♥♥♥♥
Posted 31 October, 2025.
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58.5 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Everything positive about this game is stuff leftover/carried on from previous entries that hasn't been hacked off, overwhelmed with cancerous growth, or rotten away. If you have nostalgia for the series and are being threatened at gun point to burn your money, then this might be worth picking, although death might just be the better option.
Posted 29 October, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
It's... fine, but dead.
Graphics and audio are good, I find it a little uninspired but I can't fault the execution.
Most of the characters are alright, a third of the characters being dollarshop-stickerbook humans is eh, but I like the design of the axolotl thing and rabbit dude.
The gameplay is very serviceable, but there's not much in terms of variety (In my first game, a friend and I were laughing at an american calling a capture point a 'puzzle', only to find that is indeed what the game calls a puzzle).

This game is not going to survive in it's current form, with it's current population. Already you'll find yourself on a server on the other-side of the world, fighting against crews that have been playing non-stop from zero-hour, and you will be dead the moment you load into the game 300ms slower than they do. Unhealthy matchmaking means no new players are onboarding to offset the older players leaving, and there is not enough variety to keep the older players entertained enough to stick around.
While it is slightly on the cheaper end it still has a cashshop, and there are very similar games that are tuned more to the PvE roguelite side of things (pulsar, voidcrew, and soon jumpship) at an even lower price point.

The game needs more time to cook. It needs more content and variety on all fronts, it needs better meta progression than the weird battlepass things (just rip off helldivers 2 with medals and warbonds, no shame there), and it needs better PvE content to help onboard people into the PvP stuff.
Posted 1 August, 2025. Last edited 1 August, 2025.
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27.9 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good
Posted 30 July, 2025.
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11 people found this review helpful
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233.4 hrs on record (233.3 hrs at review time)
Sold out, such a shame
Posted 28 July, 2025.
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12.9 hrs on record
Very Good
Posted 20 July, 2025.
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54.6 hrs on record (53.7 hrs at review time)
Still no option to choose what server your games are hosted on, and they made unranked matchs p2w, don't know why I had any hope for this game.
Posted 4 July, 2025. Last edited 28 July, 2025.
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