One day at a time


12:55 AM - Johnny Foreigner: poop
1:10 AM - Mars: I remember
1:10 AM - Mars: The first time I played Monopoly.
1:10 AM - Johnny Foreigner: did you poop on the board
1:10 AM - Mars: No. Dad bought this baloon stand
1:10 AM - Mars: I immediately hit it, on my first turn.
1:10 AM - Mars: "You have to spend 10 dollars on balloons Mars."
1:11 AM - Mars: "But I don't want a balloon!"
1:12 AM - Johnny Foreigner: Balloon stand?
1:12 AM - Johnny Foreigner: Is this the canadian version?
1:12 AM - Mars: It was a kiddy styled version.
1:12 AM - Mars: (so yes)
1:12 AM - Mars: But that's not the point.
1:12 AM - Mars: I just
1:12 AM - Mars: Johnny was that the right move?
1:12 AM - Johnny Foreigner: buying the balloon stand, yes.
1:13 AM - Mars: I mean, Johnny
1:13 AM - Mars: Johnny I didn't want a balloon.
1:13 AM - Johnny Foreigner: But mars
1:13 AM - Johnny Foreigner: Maybe your character did
1:14 AM - Mars: Johnny my character was a racecar.
1:14 AM - Johnny Foreigner: Maybe that racecar was going through increasingly absurd channels in order to learn how to fly.
1:14 AM - Johnny Foreigner: Maybe the balloon was attempt #1
1:15 AM - Mars: Johnny I think you just gave peace to something plaguing my entire life.
1:15 AM - Johnny Foreigner: I try.

2:43 PM - we evangelion now (Bilbo): i wasn't aware we were doing a gritty reboot OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLINTSTONES

7:59 AM - Dewdrop: i am coughing my lungs out
7:59 AM - Dewdrop: am i dying
8:00 AM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: My poor baby
8:00 AM - Dewdrop: for hours now
8:00 AM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: Cough drop?
8:00 AM - Dewdrop: no its like
8:00 AM - Dewdrop: this stupid strand of skin or flesh in my throat
8:00 AM - Dewdrop: i need it out
8:00 AM - Dewdrop: its killing me
8:01 AM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: Drink it down with water?
8:01 AM - Dewdrop: worth a shot i guess
8:01 AM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: Maybe if you drink hot sauce
8:01 AM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: It'll be so hot
8:01 AM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: YOu'll forget about the cough
8:04 AM - Dewdrop: Not only do I not have money for hot sauce, you are now fired from the decision making

TheMrCal: IGHT IM BACK GANGSTER

6:54 PM - Dewdrop: half robot half rotflesh
6:54 PM - Dewdrop: something swims up your ♥♥♥♥
6:57 PM - Birdgri: Nice

8:55 AM - Arsy: Look yourself in the mirror and say "I want a man to break my toe today. It's going to be an experience."

11:52 PM - Dewdrop: no but really
11:53 PM - Dewdrop: how does frank west fight thanos in marvel vs capcom
11:53 PM - Marshmallow Panties Bandito: HE'S COVERED INFINITY WARS Y'KNOW

5:33 AM - Dewdrop: I'm a cactus. I survive with meager drips of affection. What would be normal for others drowns me.
5:34 AM - Birdgri: Except you're extremely clingy and do a lot better with returned affection, soo...
5:34 AM - Birdgri: I would say more like agave
5:35 AM - Dewdrop: I can dig it.

[redacted]: Catatonic with her limbs twisted in all directions, stomach distended with monster ♥♥♥. Few days later when its all back to normal she's just, "Ugh yeah this one horse demon keeps raping me every saturday. Really cutting into my weekends."

11:05 PM - Shaani: Look, put five elves in five different rooms for an hour, and you'll end up with five different subraces of elves.

[2:56 PM]
Birdgri:And I am noticing her arms
I mean, have you seen her move? It's no wonder her legs are so thick
Gotta house all that superior german engineering somewhere
might as well keep it in the trunk

[11:26 PM]
[???]
u will never stop
ur heart pumps battery acid