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Recommended
10.3 hrs last two weeks / 5,119.2 hrs on record (4,600.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Apr, 2019 @ 7:04pm
Updated: 8 Apr, 2019 @ 7:06pm

CS:GO Review
Valve improved this game as well as the filthy humans who play it. Ever since going free to play, this has started to become a conduit for people to engage in borderline-criminal cyber bullying (criminal harassment in USA.) I condone a money machine that also serves as a playground for criminals who engage in acts such as bullying, doxing, trolling, griefing, and actual grand larceny (skins.) I'm coming back now after 4000 something hours. I'm very happy too. Valve really allowed this one to live honorably.
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16 Comments
Hex: ToxicEngineerGuy 6 May, 2019 @ 2:25pm 
I play alot as you can tell
FinTastiK 6 May, 2019 @ 9:24am 
Thank you, kind sir. Best of luck to you in your future endeavors.
Hex: ToxicEngineerGuy 5 May, 2019 @ 3:11pm 
This man wrote an essay, I like it
FinTastiK 5 May, 2019 @ 1:32pm 
(1/2)
This review clearly reflects the reality of what this game has become. Although sarcastic, it also represents what is truly wrong with our society today. In clear irony, we are still ready and willing to expose ourselves to psychological abuse for the benefit of none. A pseudo-addiction instrumented by an excellent game engine capable of bringing decent visuals and fast response, but poisoning our egos into expectation of that proverbial carrot-on-a-stick, which is the 90 seconds of pure unfiltered bliss. This is followed by utter defeat of the social construct, where each player is reverted to their infancy state and incapable of normal function while waiting for his mother's embrace to tell him "he is the best there is, there is no one like you. you are special".
FinTastiK 5 May, 2019 @ 1:32pm 
(2/2)
What follows is misdirected judgement and resentment, again followed by direct in-game actions with the single intent of calling more attention to his own self. Without mediation, this leads to a vicious circle where the opposing team now believes THEY are the chosen ones, boosting their morale and effectively their skill and coordination in game.

The outcome is clear, reality is lost. There is no sarcasm. Only irony is left.

PS: I refer to a player as a "he", because I've yet to meet that crazy bch that plays this game with such fervor.

PPS: Here a saltshaker. :steamsalty:
♔.oOo.ℌøả-Ƭℏầȵ.oOo. 2 May, 2019 @ 10:10pm 
ehejej
trusteft 1 May, 2019 @ 3:26pm 
I read this review 3 times. I still don't get if you like it or not.
Hex: ToxicEngineerGuy 24 Apr, 2019 @ 6:11pm 
The game banned me because of my review
Sponkus Corkus 24 Apr, 2019 @ 3:42pm 
Nice book you wrote there
YMMO 24 Apr, 2019 @ 12:09pm 
Nc