Recent reviews by dummy

I grew up on this game, I used to play it a lot when i was younger.

10/10 game, made a lot of childhood memories on it

Wasn't expecting much when I first bought it, but after a single mission, I was instantly hooked. Friends and I planned to only play for an hour and ended up playing for 11 hrs.

Had lots of EXTREMELY funny moments with my friends on this.

Nearly every mission felt so cinematic as well. Just something as simple a screenshot of you shooting could look genuinely amazing

I bust a fat one whenever playing this game. Its genuinely a fun game to play with friends

I've been playing this game for years now. At first It was one of the most enjoyable games i've ever played!!
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However, I did have ONEE issue. I was in 914 as a scientist, and I was trying to upgrade my card. Things were going well, I was planning on escaping with the class-d that were in the room with me, but one thing completely SHATTERED my dreams of ever escaping this horrible facility.

The camera above the door shined a bright blue light as the weirdest and most horrifying question came over the p.a system. "hey im feeling a bit lonely right now, wanna join me?"

I didnt even have time to process those words, as the door opened to reveal a slender, 6ft, malnourished, dirt covered, stinky, pale guy and his pet red crocodile dog. Before I could even think, I was VIOLATED in a corner by the pale guy, as he screamed at the top of his lungs.

(edited to be pg btw)

I will never recover from this traumatizing experience....
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10/10 game i enjoyed it, would recommend

I got brutally manhandled by a dragon. I was able to escape, but with multiple third degree burns around my a-hole which was also sore afterwards.

This horrifying experience has been etched into my mind for ever, and I think I have ptsd after playing this game. I will never recover from this tragedy

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10/10 Amazing game! I enjoyed everything

10/10

the game is so good, that i creamed