Why Clippy? https://youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ
Check out the music I like: https://bandcamp.com/elxroid

We're close to the end now peeps - enjoy it while it lasts.
It will be either be the microplastics, famine or global warming (i.e. rich crybabies) that will get us all killed.
We could fight against it, but we enjoy our toys too much, we've been born into complacence.
Humans are meant to be the apex predators of this planet, but we've fallen for our own traps and now we stand only to be eroded by time.

"Oh, but there are always doom callers" you may retort.

Well, our ancestors were willing to fight for their rights, while we simply bend the knee for 5 minuets of peace.

"Well, Nothing ever happens" you may cope

It's always happening and that's the point, complacency breeds self contempt. We’ve grown used to the insanity of the modern day.

I just want you to sit back and enjoy the show - this facade will all collapse in our lifetimes.