If I had the ability to stop time, I would become a porn star.
Why, you ask?

Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.

Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more like a sticky Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl after the multiple houred length moneyshot.

To top it off, my hair and beard would continue to grow the whole time so as I'm spewing out this monumental load of gusher juice and my hair would gray as I aged away.

people would talk about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that changed the world for millenniums to come

can you return my 9 inch c 0c k ring pls b 1tch

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lol, weird comment section.

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ace was here<3 happy birfday

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Saika... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. You've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king. ☺️♥️🫶🏻

+rep makes a mean waffle <3

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I am good. Hbu?

hihi <3

*peeks*

Hello sexy

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silently judging