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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
In Zentimetern gemessen bedeutet das: Ein Mikropenis ist im unerigierten Zustand lediglich um die vier Zentimeter lang. Oder, wenn man den erigierten Zustand als Messlatte nimmt, spricht man ab einer Länge von unter sieben Zentimetern von einem Mikropenis. Wohlgemerkt: beim erwachsenen Mann.
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