Recent reviews by duncecap

i very like this game

If you like dying and wasting hours of time on pointless ventures this is the game for you. Enjoy the first 20 minutes of hardship and tedium and then either die or ascend into a paragon of violence and get your retribution against all who have wronged you.

I NEED MORE FEATHERS FOR MY CLIENT WHO COLLECTS FEATHERS. I NEED MORE OF THEM. BRING ME THE FEATHERS.

A good game. I like the main boy, i think he is very cute and also knows how to hold and do moves on his sword. he has other stuff: for example - an axe, some hard hands, a sideways crop sword and some gunnery. the characters in the game sometimes swear, which is cool to me.

all these shapes are full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

First half an hour is boring and dull as heck, the story/unlock stuff is dumb and locks away fun but once you start unlocking the harder difficulties and upgrading your weapons it becomes super fun!

aliens warm is a beautifully rendered poem to the love a man (or woman) can share with beings or races outside of their own. Cunningly swapping regular concepts of tension between human groups we are introduced to a panopoly of alien figures with which to relate to. Heart warming and sure to put a smile on your face. 3/10.

"Out for a stroll are we?", claims the forest bandit. I should hope not, the land of Elvendor is not kind of strollists. To survive in this most harsh of lands amongst the roving bands of Rhodoks and Nords you will need all of your wits.. and your sharpest steel! Nary a day shall be passed using the "Wait" functionality that your life shall not be in peril.

"nearly as fun as choking to death" - the times, 2006

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Zooooom!!

This is a real whizzer of a game, a barnacle busting entry into the Really Slow Cars With MiniGame genre! If you have rich idiot friends do not hesitate to get them to buy this game for you for the several hours of entertainment it will provide (as long as you have people to play with).