im 23 years old. i live at home. sometimes my mum walks in while i'm playing this and she starts asking me questions like "do you think the horses are cute?", "are the horses more powerful than people?". time and time again i try to salvage any shred of dignity by explaining acceleration values, recovery consistency threshholds, and parent affinities. each time i explain this, she looks more and more dissapointed.

my sister recently got a boyfriend and now my mum always asks me if im talking to any girls. i think shes worried that im playing this game for the numbers. i think shes upset that im not a horse gooner.