Recent reviews by witchy bingus

This is my first ever fighting game that I specifically gotten into in which THANK GOD I DID. Pretty easy to get into, but the ceiling is HIGH. Although at first I thought I could never play since I was using mnk but then I heard about the hit box layout which helped tremendously with playing the game, after I felt comfortable enough with everything that I learned I started putting myself to the test which I started getting even better by practicing what I learned all together. I haven’t played online yet by the time of this but GOD ITS GOOD.

Basically they made dying light 2077 but actually really good. Not a big fans of rpg elements in most of my games as they sometimes lead into extreme grinding and CBT for good loot, but it’s not hard to find good loot it’s hard obtaining it tho as you have to make sure not to ♥♥♥♥ yourself going through GRE dark zones trying to level up parkour as fast as possible so then you can become the ultimate yt parkour guy. But don’t worry they made night extremely easy just that you have a time limit which only matters on hard seeing as you most of the time just have a pocket of shrooms with you at all times, but the dark zones are their own pain sometimes as they can either be relatively lit or 3am going to my fridge for shredded cheese dark and they did nerf survivor sense to make player more reliant on perception and memory rather than the q button.

Solid 9/10

- P.S I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adore the Sam B reference, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice.

Funny stick people game that got a huge burst of players it needed from a very popular content creator, and i wanna say thanks to him for introducing me back to this game.
Now this is more or less just from me playing solo que over and over again as i prefer that approach. And i'll be talking mostly about what I love about the game and what I would add or tweak for anyone to look at and probably be extreml;y upset over asking for these things.

Funnily enough this game has an interesting skill ceiling which is it's movement, than the lords of the unity engine that is SO jank that you can climb almost anything if you know to properly throw yourself at a wall (Pro tip DON't try at all, Literally). But one thing I think would be quite literally the dumbest idea is a grapple gun, channeling the inner Spider Man and fling yourself around the map.

The gunplay is what you expect, jank but good. there's not much I would change, considering the amount of whaky stuff is in this cheese ball of games.

Gonna skip over blessing as it's like the best ♥♥♥♥ in the game that makes it 10000000000000000000x more enjoyable

---------------Now about the mini game AND the "special events" first I wanna talk about the mini game.-------------------

The mini game that you do in order to respawn personally isn't my favorite, usually skip it rather than go through it as it's a bit faster and whenever you respawn in you might just get decked off spawn, the tweak i would do would be introducing more games to the mini game like a shooting gallery or a parkour challenge. Something that's different than probably my least favorite thing as I can't be spaming space continuously, though it is hilarious landing at mach 5.

Next in line is the "special events" which is a random event that has a chance to happen in your game that determines most of either the weapons and overall how the match is played out, and I want MORE. yes more of this goofy ♥♥♥♥ in my VEINS and honestly it should have it's own playable mode in the menu section as the base game can sometimes get repetitive as you get ran down by the equivalent of the entirety USSR armed forces while being shown what the sun looks like in IMAX. IT would be fun having to resort to muskets and canons more and play as a red coat imperialist as break these American savages ankles with this sick 360 like they did it back in the mw2 highrise lobbies.

TLDR give more to players in the form of gimmicks and mini games,

By the time of this review it's like .99, so idk why you wouldn't buy this masterpiece of a co-op shooter. Yeah the graphics are ♥♥♥♥, and the driving is like if initial d was done with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars and can absolutely spin out and crash due to janky movement and hitboxes the size of urmom. The game offers more than any other with all of it's levels and complex character builds of anarchist, rouge, or something that isn't comprised of those two things, and there isn't any other game in where I can break a guy out of prison as that guy or kill hordes of cops with one shot of a sniper rifle.

MEDIC!