Dogfoster
your mom
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?!" I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, and blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore, and nail the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho, lads!" The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound an extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive, since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended!


Random collection of stuff that I made for brick rigs servers: https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3630449451
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?!" I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, and blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore, and nail the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho, lads!" The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound an extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive, since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended!


Random collection of stuff that I made for brick rigs servers: https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3630449451
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Jim the Pilot 3 Jan @ 12:29pm 
josh hutcherson is the goat
Dogfoster 3 Jan @ 12:27pm 
says the man who once named himself Josh Hutcherson.
kharn the babetrayer 2 Jan @ 6:18am 
"no smart thoughts" yeah obviously
Goofighter007 28 Nov, 2025 @ 7:52pm 
nuclear bomb shaped dogfostor
Jim the Pilot 23 Mar, 2024 @ 5:17pm 
i have come to boil thine oil
Garry 14 Mar, 2024 @ 7:12pm 
neppy car