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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 29 Jun, 2018 @ 11:28am
Product received for free

This is the best game I think I have ever played. You may be thinking, but roastgod, you only have 62 minutes on it! and to that I would counterattack you with because I didn't want to be completely consumed by the game's perfect visual analysis of the human life and our struggle with anxiety and autism. This fidget spinner game means the whole world to me. If I played it for more than 62 minutes I knew I would've became obsessed with it and I don't want to get gaming disorder. For the first thirty seconds of this game I had a very difficult time trying to spin it. I was like "How do I spin this?!" It was such an intense suspenseful scene. I thought I would never be able to spin it, but then I did. It was the most phenomenal experience I have ever undergone. I then started spinning it and spinning it but I then grew weak. I felt my arm getting tired. I thought I would die... but I pushed through and I spun? spinned? I don't know words anymore. But I did that... it felt so good. I'm still a virgin, but I think this would be better than sex anyway. I really wish I didn't have three kids to take care of or I would be putting all of my time into this delectable game. I really wish Pewdiepie would go back to 2012 and play this game but now he likes to say the n word and make fun of jews shaking my toe. Some concerns I have for the game is that once you get to the final fidget spinner after spinning for awhile the game’s fidget spinner icon at the bottom right will start flashing again making it seem like there is another fidget spinner to unlock, I would really like for that to be fixed because it makes me excited for no reason so please look into that. I also was really bummed out when I got the final fidget spinner I expected it to be Mr. Beast, Barack Obama, or Kanye West but instead I got a meme? I probably had the best spins with Pewdiepie or the swastika which makes sense since Pewds hates jews. Nevertheless the game is still very fun and addicting so I recommend it to everyone who has a lot of time on their hands. The UI is great, the music and sound are immersive and the gods would be pleased with Antonia Renna. Well bye guys, please play this game! Like the video, and turn on notifications!
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