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Recent reviews by Dizzy

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1 person found this review helpful
20.7 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
It's not meant to be balanced, it's just a fun take on comp hero shooters and the lovechild of Apex Legends and Valorant. Most of the negative reviews are crying about the grind to unlock characters, but within 24 hours of launching they have already given away two free character unlocks. With the way the unlockable currency disperses, it would appear to take about 12 hours of gameplay to unlock another, which seems like a reasonable and not hellish grind to avoid shilling out $5 to support a free to play game. Ignore the kids and have fun with it.
Posted 7 March, 2025.
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11 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is not No More Room in Hell 2, but a different game by a different development team that's missing the mechanics that made the first game so iconic and enjoyable. I was so excited for the sequel that I would have eaten up a hot, sloppy, buggy mess, but this game is just not at all related to the first. I suppose it could be enjoyable if you're new to the franchise and go in not expecting it to be a continuation or a predecessor to the namesake.
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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47.5 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
They put crack in this game.
Posted 15 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record
I'm going to finish this game purely out of my love for DBD and for the fact that I can no longer refund it, but boy howdy...I cannot believe this heaping pile of garbage came from the crew of Until Dawn.

Optimization aside (frequent stuttering even on low graphics with a 3060ti and i9-10900), the writing is hilariously bad at times. You're frequently getting soft-locked by following companions, bugging in your movement animations, and most of the choices you make have no bearing on the story. The build-up to the "thrilling" part of the game is so mind-numbingly long that my viewer began drifting off to sleep.

Buy it on sale.
Posted 14 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
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7.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
They could never make me hate you, my beloved Mana series....
Posted 29 August, 2024.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.1 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Baby Beans
☑ Adolescent Beans
☑ Big Beans
☑ Old Beans

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about beans
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and bean-ond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price of a can of beans
☐ If it's on sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for beans

---{ ? / 10 }---
☑ 10
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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803.7 hrs on record (313.4 hrs at review time)
recommend if you're a masochist or really hate yourself 9/10 buy it now
Posted 7 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
57.7 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Relive your childhood in 3D with voice acting, 10/10.
Posted 5 January, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
890.6 hrs on record (384.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Despite the snail-paced development of this game over the years, continues to bring hours upon hours of entertainment, and has a far better/more helpful community than others of its genre. With the implementation of Alpha 15, there is almost nothing you cannot do. Nailgun some zeds in the back of the head? Check. Build an underwater base, or an intricate system of underground tunnels to get around safely? Go for it. When one server gets tiring, can move along ot another, and the thrill of the game never gets old.
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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