Put your penis in a blender
Think about it, you’ll be one of few people to say that they have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a blender, you didn’t even have to turn it on! (But if you do that’s just extra points!)

All I’m saying.. is that if you listen to those people who try and limit you! Prevent you from living your life to the fullest, the people who say not to put your penis in a blender, if you listen to them you are just gatekeeping the experience from you, I wouldn’t even doubt if they actually do it themselves..

It’s the biggest flex, I doubt even Chuck Norris has done it, you’d be a one up on history’s most powerful being! I can think of every logical reason to put your penis in a blender and no real reason not too!

Unless you don’t own a blender but even then.. go buy one, and put your penis in it.

i eat poop and im gay mans

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those simpletons scratching their heads confused as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their screens.

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