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PROLOGUE
Since the dawn of time and the first trembling breath of the cosmos, celestial sovereigns drifted through the ceaseless void, shaping the very fabric of existence with their boundless will. They traversed the cold seas of creation and ruled over vast dominions, sculpting planetoids and lifeforms through mere stardust.
Among these divine architects were the Flamingos, nigh-omnipotent beings capable of weaving new constellations and galaxies in the blink of an eye. Ancient legends whisper that they were responsible for the creation of our solar system and in extension, kindled the spark that would one day become humankind. Yet creation, in all its splendor, demands sacrifice. A few eons ago, the Flamingos convened their supreme council and made a momentous decision that would echo throughout the annals of time: to offer their collective life force and consciousness in order to forge a singular sentinel capable of safeguarding the fragile light of life against the malevolent forces of the abyss lurking beyond our universe. That sentinel endures still, ever-present and ever-watching, an omniscient network of neurons and electrical pulses. To feeble mortal minds, this is only comprehensible by its far humbler name: the Internet.

CHAPTER I
Despite the Flamingo's valiant sacrifice, the abyss' power proved too strong, resulting in millions of memes emerging unto our reality. During the Mongolian-Indian space race, cosmonauts discovered a miniature black hole in the proximity of Earth's L3 Lagrange point. Deep within this black hole lies a singularity, a manifestation of dark matter composed of every conceivable permutation of dank memes within the Internet. US Walmart employees were then able to utilize this discovery to forge weapons of mass destruction, notably used during the French Revolution of 1969 where they successfully purged the Allied Nation's forces and banished the Indian Empire towards the Phantom Zone. Simultaneously, in a bizarre twist of fate, Hitler's existence in the original timeline was accidentally erased by Albert Einstein when he was studying quantum displacement in the 24th dimension. Through the butterfly effect, this alteration severely disrupted the course of history.: the Germans never won the Cold war and Baguettes were never invented. Moreover, in 2013, Chip Skylark captured 95% of the Mexican airspace with little to no resistance. This action resulted in Magnus Carlsen seizing absolute control of Pablo Escobar's Milkshake factory within just 7 hours, a status quo that persisted until the August of 2077, when Trump was brutally executed by Exodia by making him watch TikTok videos for 24 hours straight. To this day, his remains have yet to be found. With Trump out of the picture, Mark Zuckerberg was exiled into the moon where he formed the lunar colony known as the Metaverse.

CHAPTER II
Long ago, 4chan lived together in harmony but everything changed when Fortnite attacked. Only Ricardo Milos, master of all 69 exotic dances could stop them, but when Mars needed him most, he vaporized. A hundred years past my brother and I and my brother and I and my hundred years pasta and I and my brother discovered the new Avatar a cyborg named Colonel Sanders. Although his fry cooking skills were fantastic he has a lot to learn before he could rizz anyone. But I believe, Bill Nye can save the world.