A sample of the kind of people I deal with in L4D2:

Big Uncle Heavy: Boo doesn't have a monitor.
Big Uncle Heavy: Yeah. He couldn't see what you typed.
Fallen*: Eh?
Fallen*: How was he playing!?
Big Uncle Heavy: I dunno'... EM fields?
Big Uncle Heavy: Those things are pretty powerful when you can tap into them.
Fallen*: That's weird...I dunno how it's possible to play without a monitor. Even with a TV or something it should show everything.
Big Uncle Heavy: Also note, his character kept hugging the walls. See that? Yeah, he was feeling his way through the levels.
Big Uncle Heavy: Thats also why the tank kept hitting him. He had to feel it out.
Fallen*: Shut up, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me.
Big Uncle Heavy: lol
Big Uncle Heavy: I don't know whats funnier... my joke, or the fact you thought I was serious.
Fallen*: Not as funny as your face!
Big Uncle Heavy: This chat- Saved.