Recent reviews by Dr. Dipshit

Kill all the things. Punch them, stab them, cut then shoot them, shoot them even more, shoot them with plasma, shoot them with arrows. Beat them with a bat. Murder all of them

Spoiler Warning!

This is a simple version of my thoughts and first playthrough.

Me: Has been depressed recently irl
Me: Decides to look for a nice cute anime style game.
Me: Finds DDLC
Me: Doesn't read the focking desc of the game and assumes it'll be adorable and funny
Me: Makes a terrible mistake and doesn't realize it
Me: As I usualy do, I peek at the game files just to see whats there. Doesn't seem to be anything unusual.
Me: Starts game for the first time and sees cute Anime girls and hears cute musics. AWWW!
Me: Starts new game and plays through it, feeling my depression melt away! (Natsuki is BAE)
Me: Is feeling bummed cause Sayori is Sad and distancing herself from me
Me:Tries to seduce Natsuki and her cupcakes while trying to aslo helping Sayori with her depression
Me:Is feeling good about things. Ima get the girl and save my BFF
Monika: Says some ♥♥♥♥ about "leaving her hanging"
Me: ... I don't like the sounds of that
Me: No, it's all good. She'll just be asleep as usual
Game: Nope
Game: F*ck you
Game: Sayori has hanged herself, and there ain't SH*T you can do about it.
Me: Wide eyed I start thinking about wtf just happened and how this game won't help me be happy.
Me: Wait...Monika did say soemthing about me leaving her hanging...That f*cking c*nt!
Me: No, no...it was just the devs making a joke, even if it is a f*cked up one.
Me: Noticed the background of Sayori's death scene.
Me: ... "traceback.txt"? "I saw that file in the game folder!"
Me: *opens traceback.txt and reads*
Me: Wtf...
Me: Alright, this sh*t ain't right but I need to keep playing to see what happens next!
Me: Loads game again
Game: F*ck you. Sayori is gone now. See her sprite on the main menu? Let me just corupt that
Game: Also f*ck you. let me just corrupt the new game button as well
Me: *clicks NG anyways*
Game: *starts as normal but anytime Sayori is mentioned her name is just gibberish*
Me:...K then.
Game: *SPAZZESOUTANDRESETSDELETEINGSAYORIFROMEXSISTANCE*
Me: wtf no. I needs mah bff
Me: F*ck, I gotta keep going
Me: plays the game as before but goes after Yuri this time
Game: LEt me JuST F*cK yoU OVEr aGaiN
Game: *Yuri "falls madly in love with me"
Me:....Awkward. You a crazy b*tch, but still cute
Game: *Yuri stabs herself in the heart after I tell her I love her as well*
Me: WHAT? NO! WHY THO>
Game: Forces me to spend 10 minutes scrolling through gibberesh text while watching the light fade from Yuris eyes and the blood dry on her knife and on the floor

Me: ...
Me: ...
Game: MONIKA IS ACTUALLY AWARE THAT THIS IS ALL A GAME AND HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU TO HATE THE OTHER GIRLS AND FAILED SO SHE MADE THEM KTS SO SHE CAN HAVE YOU ALL FOR HERSELF!

Me: ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ i'm done. These damn images are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even for an anime style game.

p.s. As far as I could tell Natsuki never dies, just gets deleted by Monika near the end of the game.

The worst part is...after seeing all the depression and death, I feel better and am no longer depressed. Like, 100% I feel fine now. lol fml wtf is wrong with me.

Edit1: I discovered if you restart the game fully and set your name as Monika, Sayori freaks out at the start and then all the .chr files (all 4 of them) are deleted instantly and you have to fully reset again lol

TL;DR - GAME IS NOT CUTE! DON'T BELEIVE IT! But Natsuki is adorable and I want one for myself.

8.6 / 10

The only game filled with female characters I don't wanna bang, (minus ying) but is still extemely fun!

Think Overwatch with a more TF2 like design, but is also it's own game.

And a snake guy that heals people and throws his snake at the enemy. I take back the 8.6 / 10
It's 9.8 / 10 now!

-Buys Game and installs
-FEEL THE HYPE!
-Start new game
-Get used to odd controls
-Kill a thing
-Find a thing
-Unlock that thing
-Avoid this thing while chasing a thing that is shooting things at you
-Things
-BOMBS!
-Find a boss
-Beat a boss
-Drop down a trapdoor
-Die from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly
-Cry in corner
-REPEAT!

Pros: there are a lot of things. Those things are Cool. Some are odd. Some are Gross. All are fun!

Cons: Everytime you die, you feel bad and cry in a corner.

69.3 / 27 - Would Die via Fly again!

Spawned as a T-rex
Killed the other team over, and over again
New guys joins game
Destroys my Face
:D
2 short arms out of 2 shorts arms!
3 claws out of 3!
1 Gaint head out of 1 Giant head!
1 Dead dino body out of 6 :/

Good game!

Do you like to create? Do you like to destroy? Do you like stuff?
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You can build just about ANY THING!
If you can imagine it, You can build it!
Tons of Maps for all different gamesmodes!
You can even get some addons!
Some of the addons could be:
New/Custom Weapons
New/Custom Maps
New/custom (S)NPC's
New/Custom Ragdolls
More/Better Tools to help you build!
And Much MUCH more!

At first glance most might think, " Wow, this looks terrible". But I can say from personal experience that this game is Extremely AWSOME! I thought it was going to be bad but I tried it anyways and well.......It's one of my most played games now!
And it was FREE! So evenif you don't like it, it's not like you wasted money on it!