I was digging a hole. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, no yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit hole, and that means comfort...then I got shot in the back by a Blue arsehole with a bazooka. 10/10 would consider, possibly, recomending this.

I was digging a hole. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, no yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit hole, and that means comfort...then I got shot in the back by a Blue arsehole with a bazooka. 10/10 would consider, possibly, recomending this.