The right man, in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and ♥♥♥♥ them up in 360 no scope

Achievements:
- Surviving Black Mesa, since 20XX
- Testing blue gel
- Is main reason why Pandora is an unsafe environment
- Stealthy Heister
- Surviving the Capital Wasteland
- Beating the crap out of Alduin and discovering ancient secrets
- Killing mudcrabs in Morrowind (Redoran rules)
- PKE-Meter Enthusiast
- Sexy magician of death traps
- Killing mobsters for no apparent reason
- Freezing to death in the Long Dark
- Outlasting everyone
- Rock and Stoning