After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we becam good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan part, He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard weiner push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

your buddy Ryan brings disgrace to the name for smurfing ♥♥♥♥ u and him both ♥♥♥♥♥ a $$ niHHers

That dog is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bruh

I’ve seen Dasko play.. he don’t need a screen,
No monitor glow, no in-between.
He renders the map in his mind so clearly,
Every corner sharp, Footsteps so near.

A biological wallhack wired in his brain,
Highlighting enemies across the plane.
Light-years away? Yeah, he still perceives,
Every heartbeat hiding behind the leaves.

His eyes stay closed, yet the mouse still glides,
Graceful swerves and calculated slides.
Immaculate twitches, a lightning flick,
From head to head , too fast, too slick.

The barrel whispers, the bullets depart,
Each one guided by surgical art.
Between their eyes, no wasted breath.
Every trigger tap notarized by death.

No radar, no sound, no visual cue,
Just instinct sharpened, precise and true.
While others watch, afraid to blink

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

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top-notch rifler

+rep fierce enemy

crazy skillz

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Young gunna how you did that

Can you add me pls i wanna ask 1 question if possible

He's just like that

pro skills

Merry Gortmas
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+rep Thanks for driving me around Beverly Hills in your Bugatti!

Merry Gortmas
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awww ♥♥♥♥ girl, you look like that in real life, you got me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up baddie

perish

Pt cruiser guy eh

Added for HL skrim

added you to check if your HL team is still alive and if maybe we could scrim some day

bubbly > polar

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Wait... Ben Shapiro is jewish? I've been a fan of Ben Shapiro for the better part of my life, I've always loved watching videos of him owning libtards on YouTube, with classics such as "Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Every College Snowflake Q&A #2" and "Ben Shapiro ♥♥♥♥♥ Libtard with ♥♥♥♥ made of LOGIC", but I've been hearing some accusations recently and would like some intelligent redditors such as the guy (or girl ;)) reading this to confirm or deny them. Is... is Ben Shapiro actually jewish? Ever since the idea of Ben (((Ben)))?

being jewish was introduced to me I've seen him in a new light. When I finally see the climax of a Ben Shapiro video, I no share the laugh of satisfaction with Ben when he puts that liberal in his/her/it's place, instead I feel some kind of... underlying feeling of uneasiness. I no longer see Ben Shapiro as my ally, but as some sort of manipulator. The laugh that used to bring me so much joy has turned into a worrisome cackle, as I watch Ben rub his hands together as if he's scheming as the life drains out of another libtard's eye

+rep good , fair and friendly trader

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