After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we becam good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan part, He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard weiner push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

your buddy Ryan brings disgrace to the name for smurfing ♥♥♥♥ u and him both ♥♥♥♥♥ a $$ niHHers

That dog is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bruh

I’ve seen Dasko play.. he don’t need a screen,
No monitor glow, no in-between.
He renders the map in his mind so clearly,
Every corner sharp, Footsteps so near.

A biological wallhack wired in his brain,
Highlighting enemies across the plane.
Light-years away? Yeah, he still perceives,
Every heartbeat hiding behind the leaves.

His eyes stay closed, yet the mouse still glides,
Graceful swerves and calculated slides.
Immaculate twitches, a lightning flick,
From head to head , too fast, too slick.

The barrel whispers, the bullets depart,
Each one guided by surgical art.
Between their eyes, no wasted breath.
Every trigger tap notarized by death.

No radar, no sound, no visual cue,
Just instinct sharpened, precise and true.
While others watch, afraid to blink

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.