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This game's story is between okay to just uninteresting. The Calypso Twins despite having such an amazing concept of Troy being the first ever male Siren... the writing kinda fails to keep them interested. Ada is just the typical youngster trying to find their place in the world, the hate while understandable reminder... to some degree, WE ALL were like Ava at some point in our lives to a lesser degree.

Other than those glaring issues, the gameplay is just the best that the Borderlands series ever has. While the weapon corporations' traits were present in Borderlands 2, here they are even more prominent and having unique identity such as Jakobs' critical weakpoint hits causing the bullet to ricochet into another enemy, DAHL going into the drab green military of having 2 of 3 fire modes (I personally going for full auto because the BURST in Borderlands 2 sucks SO MUCH), and Maliwan having 2 elements to switch to.

If you do not care about the story and caring about the gameplay, then Borderlands 3 is for you.

This game despite being fun to play and having many memories and friends because of this game. Gun play is simple but very satisfying while giving us a plethora of means of power creeping us into becoming that more powerful. Every season/episode giving us new weapon perks that aids in us walking Fat-Man that launches MIRV Nukes.

But the Destiny IP has been nothing more but as the victim of Bungie executives' attempt after attempt of squeezing as much money from the fanbase they have made and cultivated with little to no tact and/or integrity, as well of their blatent mismanagement of the dev team and staff also. And ONLY when threatened by a much more bigger higher up like SONY is only THEN they make something good/amazing.

Bungie makes hype, they overshoot, they drop the ball, and we get justly disappointed, Bungie does good and rectifies it, repeat. It is a awful cycle and because of how long this has been going, it has turned the justified disliking and criticism into such a high toxic negativity towards Bungie as a whole to the point that CERTAIN people committed criminal acts just to get their point across.

Which comes to an important reminder that the Bungie dev team and community managers ARE NOT the ones responsible, it is the executives that runs Bungie itself for being complacent in the formula that they have made and making decisions that lines their pockets more than being experimental and making unique and fun experiences for the players.

Do I still recommend the game despite of what I have said? Yeah because again, gameplay is fun and there are still some D2 veterans who are still enjoy the games regardless (me included).

This game has been and is still a personal favorite all the way back since launch in 2011. But know is a reminder that the game is a victim of what is basically a "dev" team whom communications is just as dry or even more dryer and vacant then the Mojave Desert.

It's last major content update was the Gunner Update was was in in the month of October of 2014 and has been like this ever since. Even when contacting the Game Masters and my some hopeful chance any devs working on this during the month of June this year, if there is any prospect that something is being worked on that could revitalize the game, they did respond but is vague.

Despite of the lack of communication and constant reruns of the seasonal events, the game is still fun and is even more fun if you have friends to party up and have fun in. Just a shame that a game I stumbled upon when on Miniclip is basically now a living time capsule of the 2010s.

Despite the release in 2010, SINGULARITY still holds up today. The TMD is really fun to mess around with and the weapons all have a unique design both in the look and sound. Despite the rush development it's worth it. The price of $30 is a bit much for the play time being around five hours, so recommend getting it during a sale.

It is a very descent game, not bad and not good, augments are good, weapon and both their sound and visual design are fantastic and reaches to a good middle ground. It also love how based on the background you give V can open up on some nice dialogue options. But I will make note that the time of this review, there is a bug where when you enter Konpeki plaza, you get a black screen until you exit out of the building.

The current state of Warframe, in my eyes is very good, despite hearing of how much of jumbled mess that is a certain Necramech and really questionable things that DE has made. As the time of making this review, the Orphix Venom Operation is quite fun despite not owning a necramech until a week ago and the current Kuva Lich system is a MUCH better improvement. Railjack being very fun despite the initial release being, in the words of Triburos "AN UTTER DISASTER." Deimos is just the same as the Orb Valis and Plains of Eidolon but with an Infested theme, but seeing how going up the ranks of the Entrati is actually helping out the family is something that I like.

The following will be me ranting/rambling about how one game does another better so you can either ignore it or read it.
I know that I am beating a dead horse, but screw it, the grind in Warframe IS MUCH MORE TOLERABLE than Destiny 2, because if you want let's say the Baza Prime, you can go onto missions and eventually get the parts that are required to build it, or use the TRADABLE in game currency of platinum to get the parts/set from the Trade chat, as for Destiny 2, if you miss, you miss it and Bungie tends to leave players in the dark about IF they are to bring it back later, Destiny 2 having no trading or crafting system and the only weapons that did required crafting was from a DLC that you had to buy for 30 dollars, being limited to a total of ONE planet, and is now no longer available to the "Destiny Content Vault". What Warframe does better than Destiny 2, have certain blueprints be dropped from bosses that actually make sense. Twin Kohmak (pair of Grineer auto shotguns pistols) blueprint, get it from Kela De Thaym, Miter (Grineer Sawblade launcher) blueprint and parts: dropped from Captain Vor and Lt. Lech Kril, Brakk (a Grineer single handed shotgun pistol): Gustrag 3, original Detron (a Corpus pistol shotgun that shoots plasma): Zenuka Hunter, Valkyr's Parts: Alad V (Salad V actually used her body to make Zenuka), MAJORITY of the Infested weapons, Clan Dojo's Biological lab (WE literally did research to make the blueprints). As for Destiny 2 to get the loot is either theme whiplash or just STRAIGHT UP MINDNUMBLY BORING, Bad Juju, you get it from Emperor Calus' loot room and work your ass off to get it despite it the gun being thematic to the Hive and Toland the Shattered because (SPOILERS: HE'S STILL ALIVE), Heir Apparent: Eva Lavante despite it being oh, I do not know, A TWO HANDED GATTLING GUN and me anticipating raiding the Almighty's weapon caches. The absolute disgrace, that is THE EXOTIC CIPHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ that thing, since I wanted a quest where every week the quest of helping out The Spider and completing it, we get to pick a exotic weapon that he saved as a collector's item.

Now after the whole Valve ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the Meet your match is quote on quote over, it is about time I make a real review on this shell of a glorious game. After putting in almost 1k hours of TF2 I now ultimately regret putting that much of my life into this tripe of a game. With constant cheaters, P2P blinded idiots, rank elitist, squeakers, LMAO box using looser, brain dead idlers I see how much Valve is just giving the middle finger on their games. They started with saying that Half LIfe is over and done with (Make a HF3 meme and I will nuke it), making a Harthstone based Dota game, and having the TF2 team how having five people. I started to give up on them ever since the utter abysmal of the End of the Line and Meet your Match update did. Now with Pyro update now drifting away from obscurity I have some words about this.

1. Dead Ringer: The circular little ♥♥♥♥ of a watch still pisses me off due to it now having to make feigned spies now run like a scout and making me as Spy-Checker wanting to vomit and play some Overwatch. Yes it has the 20% vulnerable nerf but still pair it up with the Spy-cicle it is still a hell hole to deal with.

2. Overwatch to TF2: STFU. For those who are still beating the remains of the decaying horse of the topic, again. STFU. In no comprehensible way this the two games are different. TF2 has 9 classes, Overwatch has 25. TF2's community consists of elitists and squeakers who ruins the game for me and telling me to GIT GUD, Overwatch's community is less worse then that. TF2 is infested with cheaters and scammers, Overwatch's devs punishes cheaters.

Now those two points are in your head remember. This game is utter tripe, a shell of it's former self and now just a wasteland of cheaters and elitist. Call me a crybaby in the comments and I will remove it. Now then time to remove the 18k MB of ♥♥♥♥ from my computer.