On today's episode of "Thing's that never happened":
I got laid with 4 different chicks over a period of a week.
All of the females are friends with each other but they don't know I am dating all of them.
When I had my first sex I knew exactly how to pleasure a woman who is actually really rude and mean.
I'm getting spammed with pictures from said women.
I had intercourse with a fairy, who is a nymphomaniac, she thanked me the morning after.
Throw stuff in the girl's faces to make them like me.
Get some weird magic to upgrade my abilities that makes it somehow easier to date the girls.

And that concludes this episode, it basically repeats every day.
>mfw I'm playing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai game on Steam.

10/10, would play "how to get a non-existant girlfriend simulator" again.

On today's episode of "Thing's that never happened": I got laid with 4 different chicks over a period of a week. All of the females are friends with each other but they don't know I am dating all of them. When I had my first sex I knew exactly how to pleasure a woman who is actually really rude and mean. I'm getting spammed with pictures from said women. I had intercourse with a fairy, who is a nymphomaniac, she thanked me the morning after. Throw stuff in the girl's faces to make them like me. Get some weird magic to upgrade my abilities that makes it somehow easier to date the girls. And that concludes this episode, it basically repeats every day. >mfw I'm playing a fucking hentai game on Steam. 10/10, would play "how to get a non-existant girlfriend simulator" again.