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This game does not overstay its welcome, but damn I wish it was longer

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Can't cut grass without DLC

cute fun game

Rogue-like, fast paced and difficult. If you played the original, then it's a no-brainer. To you who has never played this game franchise before: Yes, just buy it.

Don't let the Early Access tag fool you, this game has a lot of content if you decide to just put a little effort into learning how to play. The developer has tutorials on his YouTube page and the community is really helpful.

The best VR gun simulator sandbox.

This game, much like vol. 0 did, will make you question your life. What am I doing with my life?

This game, is unique to it's story, it teaches you a lot in the relationship between 2 catgirls, how to care and look after them, and what to do and not do as an owner.
But let's face it, you just came for the explicit content...

The game starts off quite what you'd expect, you are a business owner and you have just moved out of the house to try and make a living. But of course, let's not forget, you have extra boxes of stuff that you didn't order. Which turns out that someone else ordered, you and the delivery woman take care of that and so it then on progresses to you noticing 2 boxes with strange labels on it, that has no delivery notice or anything. You hear a sound from the boxes, and notice that it's the catgirls from the home you moved out from.

As the story progresses you become more and more attached to them, eventually making said catgirls your "catpanions". In other words, they are basically your girlfriends in bed and for life. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you are like me, then you will probably chat with other people 90% of the time and the remaning 10% just not care about the explicit scenes. Though, this makes the game appear longer than what it is, partially because it's not really suited for everyone's taste.


To summarize, I enjoyed the story, the details were good and, (I never thought I would say this) felt some kind of attachment to the catgirls. Don't blame me, I like to read, but I aint a bookworm.

It's a good game to "troll" your friends with, but I wouldn't recommend buying it for full price unless you basically have no worries about your economical situation (unlike me).
Though, you should convince them to install the "special patch" for full effect

10/10, would learn how to get emotionally attached to virtual catgirls again.

mod it
I dareth ye

10/10

For those who want a more in-depth review:

Skyrim is an "old" game developed by Bethesda, creators of the Fallout series and stuff. It is quite popular due to it's ability to mod the game to it's knees, by using third-party tools it made it easier for everyone to create hilarious or interesting mods that completely revamps the gameplay, or just adds some tiny tweaks that barely makes any difference.

The vanilla (base, without DLCs) game is enjoyable, you get the whole main story, you don't really miss out on anything without the dlcs, though there are exceptions.

If you play Vanilla (with all the dlcs or with some), you get some extra areas to explore and some small gameplay features, such as Heartfire's ability to actually build a house with certain features that isn't possible otherwise. Or Dawnguard with it's newly implemented skills for Vampire lords and Werewolf beastmasters. And even the Dragonborn dlc which allows you to actually meet the first dragonborn in Skyrim, which also features a new daedric area if I'm not mistaken.


In other words, the game is really fun if you want to play something different for a change. Though I recommend modding it with things such as custom HUDs, perk overhauls etc. As it will make it feel more interesting than the vanilla (and now boring) console-port.

I strongly recommend buying it on a sale, but with the upcoming game "remake" Skyrim - Special Edition it might be difficult.

Why am I playing this?

One rule to follow in this game: don't question anything, just go with it.

9/10 would learn what an automatic aroma spray is again

On today's episode of "Thing's that never happened":
I got laid with 4 different chicks over a period of a week.
All of the females are friends with each other but they don't know I am dating all of them.
When I had my first sex I knew exactly how to pleasure a woman who is actually really rude and mean.
I'm getting spammed with pictures from said women.
I had intercourse with a fairy, who is a nymphomaniac, she thanked me the morning after.
Throw stuff in the girl's faces to make them like me.
Get some weird magic to upgrade my abilities that makes it somehow easier to date the girls.

And that concludes this episode, it basically repeats every day.
>mfw I'm playing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai game on Steam.

10/10, would play "how to get a non-existant girlfriend simulator" again.