Recent reviews by Cruiserweight

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this game is great and anybody who complains about microtransactions just read the screeching autistic polygon article and rushed to review a game they have 2 hours on. the microtransactions are never pushed on you, and you can get free lootboxes anyway through regular gameplay, meaning not only are you never forced to buy anything, anything you can buy is given to you for free. the ending isn't locked behind dlc either idk why that rumor started.

the gameplay is fun, game is gorgeous, everything is orc 10/10

if you can ignore the dumb as hell plot and the fact that this is one of the worst AAA pc ports of all time this is the best arkham game and one of the best superhero games ever made (still awaiting my spiderman 2 remake)

this game is unrealistic. when playing as dean ambrose, i am not given the option to stab my opponent. 3/10

bully is legitimately one of the best games i ever played. i've played through it at least three times on ps2, 360, and pc. the characters and setting have never been replicated to a degree like here. the gameplay is fitting for the setting and downright fun. the collecta-thon doesn't pad the game out an extra 10 hours because the collectibles are in areas you would go to anyways. the story is actually quite interesting and special. the graphics while a bit dated still hold up especially for a ten year old game that was released during the transition from 3D GTA to HD GTA. honestly, the more blind a person goes into a game like this, the better experience. this game came out in 2006 and ten years later im still playing and enjoying every moment. this game is a perfect open-world; side missions and collectibles that have actually value and meaning, areas that are truly unique with their own special characters and look, and a story that doesnt drag out, ends on a good note, and gives you desire to keep playing around.

the only bad things about this game is that it has unreliablility issues on newer machines, and rockstar has yet to announce bully 2. bully is fantastic. you can easily get $6 worth of entertainment from just the first 2 hours.

im just going to use this space here to say that all of the changes to the review system have completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up everything i ever hoped to achieve on the Steam Computer Gaming Platform Software (TM)

oh yeah and gta is terrible dont play it ever

i have a pet panda and its name is jericho and it helps me in combat

10/10 goty

literally do not play this ever

i went in to this with the lowest possible expectations and was still surprised at how terrible this was

i guess this is a good game

the year is 1982

one man

one mission

nothing can or will stop him

his name

jorgi

(out now on steam)