✪Quality Assurance Manager

Hiya pumpkin, its Creed. Say we're going to ditch this ♥♥♥♥♥, you in?

If i can't scuba then what's this all been about?

In the parking lot today, there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton

So there I am, minding my own business, and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this. Darnell’s a chump. I would’ve done it for anything. I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.