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Recent reviews by Uriel Septim, Creator of 7-UP

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
187.2 hrs on record
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Posted 3 April, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Baba is dumb :(
Posted 31 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
This game has a solid base when it comes to the combat system. It's versatile yet simple, giving you a breadth of options to flow between at a fairly quick pace with a huge assortment of unique weapons and enemies to fight against. I wish this game was more polished and well thought out to bring that kind of gameplay to a satisfying endpoint.
It's unfortunately marred by some janky controls where direction in navigation is unintuitive or trying to switch between fighting and shooting has you swinging aimlessly at the air for example, or that it's attempts to streamline every control into a few buttons is poorly accommodated resulting in grappling close up targets when you really want to use the long-range hook, which is also ruined by the bad auto-aim system that affects the gunplay too. There are far FAR too many show-stopping cutscenes and dialogue that interrupts the pace in a game that should be consistently fluid and fast, with no option to skip as far as I know. The writing therein offers nothing of value on top of that, it's full of cheap homages, which on it's own isn't intrinsically a bad thing but when constantly shoved in your face and paired with the rest of the writing's ineffectual attempts to be funny or provide context as to why anything is happening falls flat the game play starts to feel sidelined to an annoying degree. Why is it constantly wasting my time? Levels will sometimes bring out new frustrating gameplay elements that are counter-intuitive and unexplained. Enemies parrying and counter attacking with no telegraphing, or a slow moving motorcycle that sweeps the level to damage you while you're caught in a big group of people unable to really do anything against it until by luck, it crashes into something and explodes.
I really did want to enjoy this more but the poor series of high-level design decisions is a significant drawback to the overall experience for me.
Posted 25 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.5 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
One of the most unique tactical shooters I have ever played. The procedural generated tilesets and focus on a varied, powerful but limited stock of equipment that persist between every round makes adapting to the environment, interacting with it and outguessing and responding to your opponents a very rewarding loop that also further incentivises overall communication and teamwork in a fun way (surprisingly).
Aesthetically, it tastefully mixes retro graphics and punchy designs with modern rendering. The art direction is well-intentioned and practically flawless.
It's a complete package that sets out to achieve the best of what tactical shooters have to offer imo.
Unfortunately, the player count is extremely low, I can't find a single game anymore and there doesn't seem to be much marketing for this game despite how much love was put into it. Pls devs, advertise this game to hell with even the lowest-effort ways to hook new players if need be. Don't let this sink into the abyss.
Posted 19 July, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record
No in-game comms.
An idiotic choice.
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
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39.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
these people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about having their info stolen by kernel level software don't realize that the bare minimum, ring 3 anti-cheat can do exactly that anyway. aka you've been giving faceless entities your ass since you installed gamespy in '01 and every other required anti-cheat software since. Since you care about being spied on why don't you literally just go uninstall windows.

kernel-level anti-cheat software is the only way to combat hackers now since they also run their cheats are also run on kernel. This is not part of an agenda to find your hidden stash of information in system memory.

INB4 you call me a chinese bootlicker

Posted 8 September, 2021. Last edited 16 September, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
188.3 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
its a good game and isnt afraid of anything
Posted 24 May, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
10.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
is nice game and isnt afraid of anything
Posted 27 January, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
96.0 hrs on record (50.2 hrs at review time)
this game is cool and doesn't afraid of anything
Posted 21 July, 2018. Last edited 17 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
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Posted 11 May, 2015.
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