Hello everybody! I am the wonderful Crate Eater!
No literally, that's my job, and how I live. I eat old TF2 crates that are no longer able to be opened and I eat them. Therefore destroying them for existence and lessening the number of useless crates polluting the inventories of TF2 players the world wide. I am hungry, and can not be satisfied! I MUST EAT THEM ALL.
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/tradeoffer/new/?partner=401352917&token=T-F-iU4s
So please trade to me all your TF2 crates that can't be opened and I will dine on them.
I do not take crates that can be opened, only ones that cant.

Crates I have eaten so far!

Total crates eaten:----------------------------1,272
Nice Winter Crate 2014 #89:--------------305
Naughty Winter Crate 2014 #88:---------423
Limited Late Summer Crate #86:---------47
Nice Winter Crate 2013 #79:--------------299
Naughty Winter Crate 2013 #78:---------179
Spooky Crate Series #74:-------------------8
Nice Winter Crate 2012 #53:---------------5
Naughty Winter Crate 2012 #52:----------4
Nice Winter Crate #36:-----------------------1
Naughty Winter Crate #35:------------------1

More added to the list should I be able to eat any. So start trading me those crates! I'm hungry!
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/tradeoffer/new/?partner=401352917&token=T-F-iU4s