Don't you hate it when you hear a guy's moans on the other side of the glory hole and realise it's a guy's ♥♥♥♥ you've been sucking the whole time?

I saw John once when I was having a pint with my mates at a Christmas party. Some big buff drunk dude looked like he wanted to start ♥♥♥♥ with him...John stopped talking to the supermodels around him, lifted his shirt, and breastfed that guy right there in front of everyone. Instantly pacifying him. What an alpha move! Even Santa couldn't believe his eyes and shoved that child of his lap, giving it a concussion.

Hey buddy, did you know that if you rearrange the letters in 'mother-in-law', you get the words 'woman hitler'? Just thought I'd share that fun fact with you.

Yes, I love women!

W - want
O - only
M - men
E - every
N - night

Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boi♥♥♥♥♥ slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off. He teases my boi♥♥♥♥♥ with his massive thicc German ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. He comes deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

u think this is a game? r u kidding me u cuck i promise i will come to ur house and pull back the blanket and cuddle w u the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night

Hey mate, I got your package by mistake.

https://i.redd.it/d21w2fp90en61.jpg

I bet you $317,083,791,653,662,998,1З2 you did not read that number, you skipped over it, you didn’t even realise I put a letter in it, I did not but you checked anyway. Lol I got you again the last 3 is not a 3, it’s the letter Z in cyrillic.

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

Dude, why when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anuss with non-drip semencollection tray, together with optional built in realistic climax-scream surround sound system, and a 24 pack of grey haired, self adhesive Merkins, hes called a pervert?

I met John at a restaurant once.
We’d accidentally been given his table. The manager, completely embarrassed comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled?"
“I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered.”
Then out of nowhere John shows up “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar.”
And I (being a big fan of TBMMW) said “Oh wow, uh...I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
John was grateful and shook my hand, slipped me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget.Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, John and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

fking seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A WOMAN. I immediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them!

I remember as if it was yesterday, when my pal John came running out of the room, shouting "IT'S A BOY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! A BOY!" with tears streaming down his face.

We never went back to Thailand.

This guy loves the game Vinyl more than anybody I've ever met, 11/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Puts the ♥♥♥ in fagician

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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