Recent reviews by Spread eagle cross the block

Such an underappreciated masterpiece. Playing this game feels like having those weird ass dreams while being sick, and I'm all here for it.

No words can explain what I did in this game.

I love exorcising children.

Why would you ever buy this? Depression is already free...

no sex, 0/10

UNPLAYABLE, after 18 hours of playing this game i cannot progress anymore. in the cats with multiple asses fight i cant get my turn, i dont know how this happened and i already uninsalled the game and still nothing. if yall know something let me know. (i loaded a save right before the black man eating thing, its the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ same).

Only jesus can save me by now

great game

--{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
☑️Good
🔳Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Wowowowowow
🔳Masterpiece
☑️Beautiful
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
☑️Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
🔳Teens
🔳Adults
☑️Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
🔳Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
☑️Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
☑️Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
🔳Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged
☑️Strategy

---{Difficulity}---
🔳Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
🔳Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
☑️Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
☑️Insanity
🔳Roblox simulator

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
☑️Very long
🔳Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
☑️Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
☑️None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
🔳Never had any
☑️Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
☑️6
🔳7
🔳8
🔳9
🔳10

--{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
☑️Good
🔳Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Wowowowowow
🔳Masterpiece
☑️Beautiful
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
☑️Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
☑️Teens
☑️Adults
🔳Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
🔳Check if you can run paint
🔳Potato
☑️Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
🔳Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
🔳Good
☑️Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
🔳Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
☑️Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
🔳Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
☑️Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
☑️A bit grindy
🔳Insanity
🔳Roblox simulator

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
🔳Depends on you
☑️Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
☑️Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
☑️Level DLC
🔳None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
🔳Never had any
🔳Minor bugs/glitches
☑️Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
🔳6
🔳7
☑️8
🔳9
🔳10