(Not actually Russian nor communist)



To ignore the request of a holy priest is looked upon as sacrilege, my brothers...

Now you've done it you freak ♥♥♥♥. You've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. You're being tracked by the grid. The eye in the sky is watching. We're coming for you. Prepare to die.

He left me on seen. I visualize the mountain of corpses I've climbed to get where I am. He'll be next. The bodies form perfect fractal-like structures. They are structurally sound, just like my psyche. Google, please order a hit on this guy. I stretch my arms in front of me and imagine myself choking this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to death. Divine violence flows through me. I float through space and disintegrate my enemies into disgusting meat globs. I wake up. I can smell piss. There's vomit particles on my keyboard. I look at my screen. KumKiller96 is saying that I am a disgusting creep. If he wasn't so hot I'd liquidate his ass.

Incoming transmission:

What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing? Go out there and get some results. Get some kills. If you don't get the results you don't get the money. If you don't get the money you don't get the fame. If you don't get the fame I will tell all your friends what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser you are. You will be done. Everyone will laugh at you. You little ♥♥♥♥. You still haven't killed any of your targets. Have you even seen them yet? What the ♥♥♥♥? You can't do anything right. I will ♥♥♥♥ you. I will destroy you. Your life is over. You will know what absolute power is.

I'm an agent of pure chaos. I have won the lottery thousands of times. Global commerce bends to my will. Nobody wants to talk to me. I put so much effort in to getting to know people but somehow it always fails. There's just no space for me in any group dynamics.. why even bother honestly. I collect nuclear devices for sport. My basement is a black site. Perfect place for misery. Pain planet. Angelic luck keeps me afloat. Always one step ahead. Even death doesn't bother with me. I'm such a bore. Everyone hates me. Always bragging about my skills and opportunities. No wonder everyone finds me so repulsive. Life is fundamentally malevolent. That's why I'm filled with such youthful energy.

Professional Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days speedrunner