Old Spice Man
Hello, ladies.
Old Spice Man
Look at your man.
Old Spice Man
Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.
Old Spice Man
Sadly, he isn't me.
Old Spice Man
But if he stopped using lady scented body wash...
Old Spice Man
...and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.
Old Spice Man
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
Old Spice Man
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
Old Spice Man
What's in your hand? Back at me.
Old Spice Man
I have it.
Old Spice Man
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Old Spice Man
Look again. The tickets are now diamonds.
Old Spice Man
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
Old Spice Man
I'm on a horse.

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