Beans

Beans

Spare me your condescension, human. You speak to a phearon of the Infinite Empire. I was conquering the stars while your kind was wallowing in your own filth like witless beasts. Do not dare address me with such lack of respect again. Truce or no, I will see you buried in a lightless tomb with only the scarabs to hear your screams.

I don't understand the point of mayonnaise. Like, who thought of mixing sour pickles, eggs and mustard into yet another condiment? Why would you even attempt it, you have ready made mustard for whatever you wanna do with it, just use that. But no, you have to be extra and mix in eggs and pickles. What if I wanted to eat those eggs and pickles on their own? Some of us simply don't like it when things are scrambled together into a concoction, we'd much rather enjoy them on their own.

I HATE THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!

This man