A limited and misguided shoot 'em up lacking meaningful content that is inadequate in structure and unsatisfactory in its mechanics.

Positive:
- The novelty of controlling a playable character that takes no damage is a welcome idea. As a replacement, the player must defend the screen from speeding enemies. If any bogey goes past the screen to the left, a health point is deducted. This is a fresh take on the genre that is partially effective.
- Killing enemies fills a power bar that can be accumulated to expend on special projectile attacks. Said attacks are some of the most potent in the game, serving as mercurial catalysts during times of enemy swarms, and as decisive barrages to defeat bosses quickly. These charged offensives are fun and satisfying to use, and often make a huge different in terms of momentous results.

Neutral:
- Despite not having any allowance for graphical configurations, the game runs smoothly at a steady 144 frames per second. There are no noticeable frame drops, and all movements feel and look very fluid.
- Plot and story are nonsensical, immature, and unfunny attempts at comedy, having no sensible connection to the gameplay whatsoever. Surely, it is benign and wholesome, but it ultimately serves no purpose, and does not add anything of value to the overall experience.
- Cut scenes play at a visibly much lower resolution than the game assets within the game engine itself, making for a technically inferior presentation of unessential narrative breaks.
- Completing the Story Mode unlocks two other modes that offer some more content within the design scope previously presented in the main mode. In the Infinite Mode, one must play for as long as possible without dying, with high scores being posted on global leaderboards. In the Challenge Mode, specific modifications to various winning conditions are set, allowing the player to approach alternative circumstances in different ways.

Negative:
- Most standard setting preferences are not available. Audio volume for effects and music only range from "low, medium, to high", with the lowest volume still being too loud. Fine-tuning any other option cannot be done.
- There is an advertisement of the developer's website address, Twitter, and Facebook at all times on the main menu. This type of intrusive promotion is unnecessary and has no reason to exist in any way.
- Keyboard control prompts appear in-game and in menus, regardless of whether the player is using a keyboard or a gamepad to operate the game. Worst of all, a core ability to defeating large weakened enemies is to grab them and then to hammer them, but if one is controlling the game with a gamepad, the hammering action must be done with the space bar on the keyboard.
- Certain enemies deliver attacks that causes a stun lock for several seconds at a time, rendering the playable character useless for the duration of the effect. This means that actions of any kind are impossible during this period of inoperability, practically creating many moments of total unplayability.
- Boss encounters are timed, and if the timer expires, this constitutes as the player being defeated. Although this may encourage directness and urgency in the fights, it also restricts the player to perform under an artless and needlessly imposed restraint that is neither a mechanic nor a complexity.

Overall rating: 2.5/5.0

A limited and misguided shoot 'em up lacking meaningful content that is inadequate in structure and unsatisfactory in its mechanics. Positive: - The novelty of controlling a playable character that takes no damage is a welcome idea. As a replacement, the player must defend the screen from speeding enemies. If any bogey goes past the screen to the left, a health point is deducted. This is a fresh take on the genre that is partially effective. - Killing enemies fills a power bar that can be accumulated to expend on special projectile attacks. Said attacks are some of the most potent in the game, serving as mercurial catalysts during times of enemy swarms, and as decisive barrages to defeat bosses quickly. These charged offensives are fun and satisfying to use, and often make a huge different in terms of momentous results. Neutral: - Despite not having any allowance for graphical configurations, the game runs smoothly at a steady 144 frames per second. There are no noticeable frame drops, and all movements feel and look very fluid. - Plot and story are nonsensical, immature, and unfunny attempts at comedy, having no sensible connection to the gameplay whatsoever. Surely, it is benign and wholesome, but it ultimately serves no purpose, and does not add anything of value to the overall experience. - Cut scenes play at a visibly much lower resolution than the game assets within the game engine itself, making for a technically inferior presentation of unessential narrative breaks. - Completing the Story Mode unlocks two other modes that offer some more content within the design scope previously presented in the main mode. In the Infinite Mode, one must play for as long as possible without dying, with high scores being posted on global leaderboards. In the Challenge Mode, specific modifications to various winning conditions are set, allowing the player to approach alternative circumstances in different ways. Negative: - Most standard setting preferences are not available. Audio volume for effects and music only range from "low, medium, to high", with the lowest volume still being too loud. Fine-tuning any other option cannot be done. - There is an advertisement of the developer's website address, Twitter, and Facebook at all times on the main menu. This type of intrusive promotion is unnecessary and has no reason to exist in any way. - Keyboard control prompts appear in-game and in menus, regardless of whether the player is using a keyboard or a gamepad to operate the game. Worst of all, a core ability to defeating large weakened enemies is to grab them and then to hammer them, but if one is controlling the game with a gamepad, the hammering action must be done with the space bar on the keyboard. - Certain enemies deliver attacks that causes a stun lock for several seconds at a time, rendering the playable character useless for the duration of the effect. This means that actions of any kind are impossible during this period of inoperability, practically creating many moments of total unplayability. - Boss encounters are timed, and if the timer expires, this constitutes as the player being defeated. Although this may encourage directness and urgency in the fights, it also restricts the player to perform under an artless and needlessly imposed restraint that is neither a mechanic nor a complexity. Overall rating: 2.5/5.0