Recent reviews by Cognitive

EOMM has ruined this game. Totally sucks any amount of joy I have in it out. Constantly flip flop matches, even in quickplay. Don't touch unless you enjoy suffering.

Yes I'm using this format. Sue me for all you care. I'm too lazy to write out an essay.
---{Graphics}---
☑ Breathtaking.
☐ Beautiful
☐ Above average
☐ Average
☐ Passable.
☐ Possible eye damage
☐ Something from the 70s.

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Quality like no other
☐ Above average
☐ Average
☐ Lower than average
☐ Watching paint dry is a better option
☐ Hell

---{Music}---
☑ Something forged by the gods
☐ Pretty good
☐ It passes
☐ Barley makes it
☐ Better than silence
☐ Music? Never heard of it

---{Audio}---
☐ Your ears have trasncedned to another reality
☐ Very good
☑ Average
☐ Passable.
☐ A poor man could do better
☐ You will go deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you like to flex on others via leaderboards
☐ Not that bad
☑ You can balance this and life
☐ Loose everything dear to you
☐ It will take a second universe

---{Story}---
☑ Its a second life
☐ Quality
☐ Average
☐ It can pass
☐ Its there
☐ Non-Existent

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ You have money to kill
☐ Your getting scammed
☐ You own 16 offshore bank accounts each holding 15 million dollars each and can care less about money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Broken physics on occasion
☐ More often then you'd like
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Goat Simulator

An absolutely amazing game. As someone who has nearly 7.5k hours in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I can say it is more than worth its price. This game has let me meet so many amazing friends and people, and has given me some of the best laughs of my entire life. If you want a game where nearly anything is possible, or a game where theres over 10k mods to download and play with, this is it.


/WELCOME TO GMOD./

One of the best horror games I've played in a long, long time. You play as Simon, a teenager at the ripe age of 19, thrown into hell itself during one fatal day of being hit by a car. The story on the surface is a boudt of insanity and confusion. But, as you dig deeper and deeper, you uncover Simon's tragic, broken, past. This game stabs at the facts of anxiety, depression, paranioa, instanity, and phycosis. The monsters are horrific and disfigured to the point of not even looking human. The weapons are good, your ammo and medical items are limited, and its a bout of trying to survive in hell on earth. I could not recommend a better horror game. Get it for yourself and give it a shot.

The Best game ever since Sliced Bread.
Pros
-Fair Balancing.(Most of the time xD)
-Active Community
-HATS!
-F2P!
-Cool weapons.
-Game/TV Show Refrences!
-Some of the best laughs of my life.
-Some akward momets here and there.

Cons
-50% of the Community is kinda Toxic...(Well mostly to Free To Plays.)
-You may get put on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ team and loose.
-The Occasional Hacker.

GET IT PEOPLE!

It is a Masterpeace.

BUY IT!

Pros
-You get Two new Classes.
-Bolth are fun to play as.
Cons
-90% Toxic Community.
-Small Player base.
-Way to High a price.
-People be Complte Tryhards in chat and make the game look extremley bad,

The Cons out Weigh the pros.

One Finger Death Punch.
The ultimate game of endless stickman slaughter and kung-fu kick-***ery.
Pros-
Extremley fun
Almost endless hours of play time.
Hard to learn, very hard to master.
Theirs levels for those who want skill build up.
Survival if you just want to rack in some points!
Cons-
VERY fast paced later on.
Requires extreme amounts of skill.
Can be a bit gory at moments. (But hell, gore in this kind of game is kick a**.)

Ever liked to play a dungen crawler but its rated M?well this is E for every one,its amazing a huge community and market.Thousands of items,its fun just download it its amazing.