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ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀɪʙ sɪᴘᴘɪɴ ᴅʀ ᴘᴇʀᴋʏ

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There are impersonators, use the imgur link to verify. I will not communicate via discord [imgur.com] or steam alt accounts and anyone doing so is a scammer.

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Hyder 3 Dec @ 3:40pm

Last night I decided it was finally time to defeat my greatest enemy: my addiction to jerking off at 3AM. It ruined my sleep schedule, my productivity, and probably my posture. So I lay in bed, determined to change…
That’s when I saw it.
A glowing light blasted through my room like a cosmic Wi-Fi signal. Then a creature appeared—its eyes were bloodshot, its hair messy, its entire aura radiating “has not slept since 2014.”
It was… me. My 3AM version.
It screeched, “JUST ONE MORE PORNO. IT’S ONLY 6 HOURS TILL SUNRISE!”
I bravely responded, “No, foul demon! Tonight I sleep!”
And just like that, it vanished in a puff of Cheeto dust, and I felt peace wash over me.
So yeah, I think I won.
At least until tomorrow night when the algorithm summons something stronger.