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In a time of great uncertainty, chaos, and discord; one thing that will always anchor you to reality is to clean up a mess or two. And this game does that in spades

Voxel vicious violence has never felt this good, it smacks

Oh man. I've grown up playing the flash games as a lad. I wasn't on board right away though, I started to play maybe around Stealing The Diamond (Made sure to go back though). But oh man, I'm surprised the series' style of humor still holds up to this day. Every game up to Infiltrating the Airship has received a glow-up, with the last Airship and Complex tying into the final entry, Completing The Mission. It's got wit, it's got references; and by all accounts it's got memes. It isn't a particularly long experience, 100% the collection in like two days, but you'll get your time's worth. Highly recommend if ya got some money to spare and are looking for a good Choose your Own Adventure game. Props to Puffballs United

It's like war, but with stereotypes (Oh wait)

"We're all still alive! You can thank me later." Mr Foster

Eh I figured that since I have the persona of the Foster man himself, might as well type out what I think of the Killing Floor 2 Early Access

And guess what? It's gonna be serious! Bet that's a first!

Background: The Killing Floor series is not about killing floors. What happens throughout the saga, specifically, the first game, is that Horzine is attempting to revolutionize its soldiers and military hardware. So the corporation uses projects to improve their soldiers, such as splicing arachnid DNA to a human, or to make cyborgs. Things slowly got out of hand, and soon enough, the specimens, known as Zeds, run amok (I would go into more detail into the Zeds, but I think you should just look at the Killing Floor Wiki to learn more) Nearly everyone is eaten alive after the initial outbreak, but a few lucky survivors are out in England (Or Great Britain? I don't remember). And it's a damn good thing that they know how to kill.

So yeah that's KF1. KF2 takes place in the future. How far into it? You may be asking. Far enough to have French robot traders, an explosive hammer, and healing weapons. Yeah, that f*cking far. So our brave, and for the most part, British heroes are paid by Horzine to form a squad of up to six, and to wipe out any Zed infested areas. After so task is completed, you must establish an outpost.

Killing Floor 2 in short, is nothing below the rank of amazing. It has incredible visuals and sounds, the M.E.A.T. System is just incredible, and the characters aren't afraid to speak for themselves, which was a problem in KF1. Each character has a different voice actor, although the two original actors from KF1 returned, which is cool. A notable difference is that DJ Skully is Dutch, whereas in the 1st game he was British, due to only having two male voice actors. Weapons and maps seem to be an abundance in this game, but this IS early access, so who the hell am I to speak. There is four perks that are playable: Berserker (My perk at the moment), Field Medic, Support, and Commando. Each perk has their own starting loadout. For example. the Berserker has the Krovel Survival Tool (I think that's the name of it), the regular Starting Pistol (Memory is an issue for me), the Lawn Mower Blade, and two Stasis Grenades. Every five levels into a perk, you get access to two mini-perks. For example, the Berserker can have night vision, or more ammo in his Berserker-Class weapons. Hans Volter, the new boss in the game, is quite a colorful person. Not just in personality, but his health. The more damage he takes, the further the colors go (Green, Yellow, Red) The more health he loses, the more times he sucks the life out of you. The more times he sucks the life out of you, the more attacks he gets. HOW FUN!

All in all, this is all I have to say about the game, other than the buggy spectator system.

I give it a 9.5/10 at the moment, but I see this game blossoming in the future.

Wait, before I go, I need to give this review the official KF review we all see:

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Dosh.

Dosh Simulator
$$$/$$$ Would earn Loadsamoney again

DAB's words to live by:
Win or lose, there's a 0% chance of entering a room where no one is diving, sliding, or flying.

10/10 would spray and pray again.

Because Sparta Kicking was a thing even in the Wild WIld West. So was unreliable weaponry.