☠️ Warning: brain is a Google Doc with 87 tabs, zero formatting, and one (1) cursed gif in the corner.


Before you ask—YES. I know exactly what I look like.
Yes, I stim.
Yes, I infodump.
Yes, I meow unprompted. Get over it. 😼
I’m femme. I’m flamboyant. I’m sensitive.
I get called “cringe” and “extra” on the daily.
I have a vendetta against eye contact 🚫👀.
I’m 22 in meatspace but 16 in lore, and somewhere between real-life Midwest and anime Tokyo.
But guess what? That’s me. I own every pixel of it.

Heya~! I'm Chris Patterson—your local femboy disaster with eyeliner sharper than my trauma 💅
You’re probably confused why you stumbled into this sparkly mess. That’s 'cause I radiate pure chaos with a touch of glitterbomb 🧨✨

💖 Things I live for:

Cute skirts, oversized hoodies & thigh highs (duh) 🧦💫
Anime boys who look like girls & girls who look like gods 🌈🌸
Late-night VC therapy sessions and found-family memes 🎧💔
Feminine rage, gender euphoria, and telling TERFs to choke 💅🔥
Bubble tea, plushies, lo-fi beats, and way too many headcanons 🧋🐻🎶
Talking in third person because executive dysfunction said "lore drop" 📉
Writing lore, roleplaying softboys, and crying to OST's 🎮🎻

Fun Facts :✨ 💅

gender: yes.

pronouns: changes depending on the song playing.

location: physically in the USA, mentally in a poorly written BL anime that makes me cry.

sometimes i whisper "nya" under my breath because it feels safe.

Anime voice? Activated. Meowing in public? Enabled. 🐱

i talk like an anime side character with unresolved trauma and a cute outfit.

i cope with fiction because reality has lore i never consented to.

If i had a nickel for every time someone called me “too much” i’d have enough to buy more thigh highs and a bubble tea.🧋

do i bite? yes.
am i cute about it? also yes.


Hope you like sensory chaos and softboy rage.
'Cuz I'm not changing.
💖 meow.




So yeah... I’m a lot. But I’m my lot.
Welcome to my glitchcore brainspace 💻🌈
Hope you brought snacks.