+rep the 3 tf2 keys he sold me came with a picture of his big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hog. Im set for life

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Walked.

no life cringe ape.... spends all day in deadlock and thinks hes good

+rep sold me 3 tf2 keys then i figured out it was a scam then he gaslit me into believing it wasnt a scam so im good now, hes a nice guy

Okay so basically my mom wouldn’t let me pay $50 to a darkrp server so I could get the lightsaber swep. This was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ infuriating, as the lightsaber swep is really cool and fast and powerful, and not only do you get the swep, you get anime model along with it. Anyways, because my mom wouldn’t let me buy it I knocked her out, and took the credit card out of her purse. I quickly rushed over to donate directly to the server so I could get the swep, but then I realized, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ credit card wouldn’t work because we were out of money, due to the fact that I previously spent the last of it on vbucks so I could buy the new Travis Scott skin. This made me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry, so angry in fact that I literally broke my window just by throwing the credit card at it. I knew there was only one option left: I had to go to Garry Newman himself to get the lightsaber swep. I quickly stepped out of the broken window, got in my moms car, and drove to the airport.