-rep doesnt know what a torque wrench is

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

my lady, thou art more plentiful than a pot of porridge

stole his dog and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it

holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ christ mother of ♥♥♥♥, I swear to ♥♥♥♥ i have NEVER, in all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years of being on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we call Earth, met a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even nearing the scale of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you operate on you worthless sack of crap. Your entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existence is an affront to any sort of deity that has the misfortune of watching over this world that you taint with your presence. I doubt anyone that knows you in person can even be bothered to put up with your ♥♥♥♥ and i dont blame them. I feel so angry thinking of all the people that die on a daily basis in the world and yet you, you of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people continue to draw breath.

In short, you are one stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one stupid ugly smelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, a worthless bastard beneath even the lowliest a creatures. ♥♥♥♥ You.

No come to me its cheaper