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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ch4se. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ch4se. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Hey guys this is why I think racism is bad

um number one is that if you're not racist you probably have a lot of friends or even uh black friends or Mexican friends because you're not racist but if you're racist you can only have white friends so then only uh so the people who aren't racist have more friends.

um number two is that um if you're racist it's not good cause it would make the black people or um the other people sad.

uh number three is that we're all the same on the inside except for girls because they're not the same as boys.

number four is that if you're racist and you say that to someone you'll probably get mad at you and that's why you don't have that many friends.

uh number five is that is because if you're racist you know that's not good so then why don't you just not be racist this is why I think people this is why I think racism is bad

hey bro i know youre having a hard time rn but i really need you to use that second attack in our clan war

Met this guy on a train one time, was pretty cool but kept putting his bare feet up on the seat next to me. I don't know if he somehow knew that I was into feet, but he was basically a major c**k-tease for the 3 hour long ride.

About an hour in, I knew what his game was, I saw his sly smirk.
2 hours in, he made a large show of stretching out each of his toes, which almost killed me. I was bursting at the seem.
As the train stopped at the final destination, he removed his feet, and "accidentally" had them rub against my crotch.

+rep very chill furry loving friend