Cell, Perfection Varity
Brandon
Cell is the best DBZ Villain, and the perfect being. He is the embodiment of perfection, something such a simpleton like you, dear reader, could never comprehend. The hue of his green skin, and the feel of it. So smooth. So satisfying to the touch. His silky smooth voice. His power level, his attacks, EVERYTHING. He is indeed, perfect.

For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities.

Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.
Cell is the best DBZ Villain, and the perfect being. He is the embodiment of perfection, something such a simpleton like you, dear reader, could never comprehend. The hue of his green skin, and the feel of it. So smooth. So satisfying to the touch. His silky smooth voice. His power level, his attacks, EVERYTHING. He is indeed, perfect.

For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities.

Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.
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Comfy Cozy 10 Nov, 2020 @ 2:21pm 
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
Streetpass Mii Plaza: Find Mii 27 Jun, 2018 @ 7:23pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfold
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Cleo 10 May, 2018 @ 4:16pm 
yuck
Cell, Perfection Varity 10 May, 2018 @ 4:14pm 
I am.
Canst*am 9 May, 2018 @ 7:51pm 
this guy's a real commie