Recent reviews by PhaetonMaxxer Extraordinaire

I really like how it let me destroy the white revolution single handedly, good game.

This game taught me a lot about child birth and imma keep it 100 with you, it is no easy task.

hey buddy

Endless possibilities, great physics engine, easy to run graphics(you need a beefy cpu though), great customizability, crazy mod support, amazing content updates, proper bug fixes, and a great community of players who can make some game-changing content.
Will multiplayer ever become a thing? Who knows, but we really don't care, as this is an amazing sandbox game regardless with story mode in the works??? <we will see when that comes out lol.
If you like smashing things and enjoy messing around with game physics or even tuning cars, then this is a game for you.
You want to supercharge a Grand Marshal cop car and send it down the drag strip and run 9s? You can
You want to supercharge a Grand Marshal cop car and send it down a cliff? You can
You want to fly a plane into your supercharged Grand Marshal while falling off a cliff? YOU. CAN.
You want to rally your supercharged Grand Marshal and lock up your engine up from overheating and slide into a tree? You can.
There are other cars than just the Grand Marshal
Good Game

It's Skyrim.

I have mastered drifting the Evo X Rally car on Tykki Dirt 2 and that is all I ever want to do anymore. Food and water aren't really necessities anymore.

I managed to find a firetruck parked on top of a firestation. That is another dream I can cross off my list.
Update: We blew it up.