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Guys i know you aint real because I won every round. Give me Vector cowards.

I consumed my beloved BIG BOSSU, with no one left to promote, I will EARN my PERFORMANCE BONUS.

If you want to climb play Marisa and crouching heavy kick on wake up, you're welcome.

Ninja Clan, here we stand!

HEY GJ CAPDUMB! (this is a portmanteau of Capcom and Dumb fyi) DIDNT EVEN PUT THE SEASON PASSES ON GOOD SALE UGH WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF RIVALS OF AETHER BURRIED THIS GAME RIP STREET FIGHTER SERIES >:(((((((((((

Look yall, I gave this stinker a chance, 96 hours to be exact, but the 80s are dead . . . so is this game, 7/10

Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ took my ifrit card. . .PSYCHE! Reset my game on that little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

This game gets a lot of undeserved hype. The gameplay is downright bland, this is a perfect example of a game youd buy for the multiplayer, but even that's not very good. Your hand is forced the entire way through and any choices that are presented hold no real weight. If you are a dumb baby you'd probably like this game. If you are part of the Reddit hivemind you'd probably really like this game. If you are someone who enjoys good stories that aren't absolutely forced, you should probably avoid paying full price for this game. . . for a game that wants to be taken seriously, you sure do kill 10,000 members of the largest and possibly worst batallion in FPS history. Three guys, two of which couldn't hit the blind side of a barn kill like 10,000 soilders. Snape kills Dumbledore.

This games tight like a . . . like a field mouse.