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This guy genuinely has the most uncontrollable lust for female furries I have ever seen in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life, he cannot control himself when he sees a "fluffy shawty".

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Hi,I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful(but also intelligent looking!) female,and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam.I am quite popular on this platform,so if you require guidance,please throw me a dm.I will assist you at any hour,day or night.And, before you are mistaken,I do not seek your hand in a romantic way;although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me,as many women often are.I am a man of standard,and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way,unlike my peers.So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience.Consider me a Player 2,a companion,a partner,and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.I see you play CSGO?am a CSGO aficionado,so I would be happy to assist you.Platonically of course unless you (like many others)change your mind on that.I look forward to our future together as friends of course

Patch 3 never left beta…

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