mess around and get rocked so hard you ascend the family tree, waking up in ur gr8grandpas body.

I am a skull surgeon. I want you to feel me.

I really enjoy the idea and experience of myself sleeping, and thus am in constant pursuit of an ever deeper sleep. I will be entirely unavailable during a 3-6 day coma on every third thursday of the month. Seriously, stop sending me qurans, it isn't cool. The Pile fell on a neighbor guy and Squashed the Dude. While I Was nigh-legally dead. Quit it Stooopppppp No.

I have a dance routine prepared for your unmarked grave that I've deliberately put zero effort into.

after losing so much, one can only ever be a winner.

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This account is highly successful in deterring and perhaps scaring any potential ne'er-do-wells away from me, but if you feel yourself particularly droll in my eyes, feel free to send a friend request. I might do you in. I'm a taker, I take people and don't return them.
Leave a comment if you want a lethally enforced sabbatical in my half-finished stonewall basement.
Be tantalized with the prospect of me maybe finishing it. (the basement)


steam is terrible - water is wet - its a big shocker.

girl unsolicited jillin' off while calling me boss on discord 2016 ("thats rough buddy") ("thats catastrophic")("I'd rope.")

just the song? yeah

chekhovs shampoo bottle

"ohh im imagining itoh im imagining it so hard im gonna becoming real. Hello?"










Ghouls can swallow. Big Winner 12/14
good for health bad for education
i grape on a rainy day. Never any better. Freedom.
and me? i treats em like candy.

✧ touhou is a blight and cancer upon the internet and most people i've interacted with whom enjoy it are incredibly lecherous creep type things. the creator is a nigh soporific drunk who prints money by creating a game wherein it's basically a choose-your-own-adventure nazi zombies style lore. The community extrapolates incredibly deep fanon from two to three lines of dialogue and two portrait changes. Genuinely some of the sloppiest "anything sells" work i've ever seen

Despite it's tenure on the internet as pop culture, touhou really isn't entirely cool and it's just devolved into a bunch of posing to seem a bit more in it than you actually are. For the low price of ur moms phone number I will teach you to pose like a real human being.
For that matter, if you're going to pose, maybe be original with it. Somehow, flamboyant performance gets more fruity when you make it entirely about your favorite diaperhead character.

moreover on the people who like it, the new ones are all stolen-childhood victims of the community. I understand liking something, but buying into something for internet cred and to look totally like "that guy" is pppphucking stupid.

and the vintage "unscalable mountains of p**n" comiket/convention pocket-joke makes me want to hurl a lung. I have legitimately heard and studied that someone I knew who liked touhou blew his brains out in a convention hall in 2024, In a full "Reisen Udonge" crossplay.

My mind assaulted me with visions of his death and I've been chasing that high since.

It's a shame because I knew what was going through his mind at the time besides the bullet, "Oh god another one I was amorous with was underage!" He never age vetted people he tried to be grossly "yank it in call unannounced" style with on skype, so when he did this 15 year old chick, he found out she was 15, and ten minutes later to the news, bang dead.

I also knew some fat kid from Ontario who doesn't brush his teeth who thought telling me touhou was "real" as in bonafide tangible reality was a great bit. In small respect to him, it absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is. Of course, he didn't do anything with the bit at all, actually made himself look cringe in front of his friends in real life by mentioning "the scarlets" and his vacation with them. The silence that ensued from all parties was golden. (INTERESTING doubletalk for "i got molested by grandpa" btw) The kid (now 28 or so) still can't speak or write in english very well and is the subject of hatred from a bunch of people. I'll thank the kid for the material because ironically telling people "touhou is real" is hilarious and a great way to advance your creative writing skills. That fat kid was groomed by some netherlandic 20 year old back in like 2011 as a child and is still with the guy. Blows to blow, I guess.

There's also some kid whos only claim to fame is doing a mediocre Solid Snake impression, who I apparently drew ire from by "breaking his skype." Ever since (2014 or so,) he's had a blood vendetta against me where he'll recognize me on sight and insist "i'ven't changed a bit" because somehow, to no fault of my own, my answering machine (on skype) kept getting added to every call he would start.
My answering machine was just me saying the word "Angina." so this kid was tormented for YEARS by angina (instead of making a new account.)
I recently found out he was black and autistic and people wouldn't put out in ERP to him, crowning achievement male here. Please come back so I can tell you "triple digit" salaries are bigger than you earn and have it fly straight over your thick skull again.


There is no gatekeeping to that ♥♥♥♥, we need some sort of a superfreak to descend upon that community and enact due justices. It's essentially a bunch of "idea designs" trapped within the idea, because not many people actually play the p hee yucking games.

I would be a personal patron to anyone a crazy type of man to go straight hypnotic warrior trance on quite a few people, I would fund you personally with fervor. Write to me at "TheIchabodViolator@arpa.net" if you deem yourself worthy.

People really like to take cult-classic characters from stuff like Fight Club or American Psycho VERY LITERALLY nowadays instead of understanding movies like those and the characters they contain are darkly comedic and not meant to be taken the way they are. Instead of taking the message of the character and not being as big of a moron as the character is, they legitimately feel they are some exaggerated aspect of that character.

Because instead of being your own person it's easier to don your weight upon a hero or villain, especially those that survive. Be a psycho in your own vein instead of "returning video tapes" or "imagining your pain as a ball of healing light." The people that wrote the character that you wish to embody or vice versa are probably incredibly mundane and aren't ideologues ready to mobilize like you wish you could.

For this matter, and all matters
Steam and Valve allow far too much on their platform
There's a few specific problem accounts who serve no purpose besides dumping p**n*graph*e onto the steam community artwork sections.
Valve allows this, despite roughly 1/10th of their average userbase being underage.
Why? Because when you make enough money, certain parts of ur phucking brain turn off.
First there was Steam Greenlight, which was somehow better than what you can do now.
Asset flip/AI/whatever trash-games are prolific on their storefront.

They also hardly moderate, it can take months to respond to a report on a genuine, very apparently detrimental account to harbor. It's incredibly sad.