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Callum Burgess-Lock

Dorset, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

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Favorite Game

Hollow Knight

472

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Higher Being

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Achievement Progress 62 of 63

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Sharing a rather unorthodox opinion of mine

An inquiry into the art and rehearsal of a problematic yet subjective masterpiece mainly focused on the Anthophila

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

"Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little."
- Barry B. Benson

"Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!"
- The Pollen Jocks and Barry preparing to head out of the Hive

"I predicted global warming."
- Ken displaying his powers as one of the Ancient Gods

"You like jazz?"
- Barry deciding how to initiate a discourse between and his future human wife
(Yes this is canon, look it up)

"And he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
- Barry telling a rather complex joke

"What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?"
- Barry on The Bee Larry King Show

"Why is yogurt night so difficult?!"
-A question most frequent in the minds of demigods and those of a higher plain of existence
(such as Ken)

"Poo water!"
- Ken's perception skills being thoroughly tested

"I believe I'm the pea"
- Barry experiencing an existential crisis in a pea costume

Recent Activity

34.8 hours past 2 weeks

472 hrs on record
last played on 21 Jun

Hollow Knight

Higher Being

400 XP

Achievement Progress 62 of 63

+57

43 hrs on record
last played on 21 Jun

Discounty

Achievement Progress 12 of 23

2.4 hrs on record
last played on 13 Jun

Mixtape

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bessell

29 May, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Yeah, whoa, before I pull up to another show
Everytime I'm with your ♥♥♥♥♥ she's taking off her clothes
♥♥♥♥ a deuce, poured a four, moving too slow
♥♥♥♥ a jug, ♥♥♥♥ a lick, already counting dough
Counting bread bread bread red dot leave him dead
In my bed bed bed while your girl gives me head
Leave you on read read read get the ♥♥♥♥ up out my texts
We up next next next spending bands running checks

bessell

29 May, 2020 @ 11:27am

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

bessell

3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:59am

>be cebl
>say you're employed
>95 hrs past two weeks
>apply for jobseekers

CEBL

26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:39am

Guess that's why I haven't "spread my cheeks" for you

bessell

22 Jun, 2019 @ 4:23am

spreads his cheeks for anyone with a pole over the length of 2 inches

CEBL

15 Jan, 2019 @ 9:41am

Would like to clarify that never happened, this man is a homosexual friend of mine ↓

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