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Not Recommended
0.4 hrs last two weeks / 23.1 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 31 Oct, 2025 @ 3:23pm
Updated: 15 Nov, 2025 @ 5:16pm

Really tried liking it. easily the worst roguelite. Update still ♥♥♥♥ game. If my kid ever tells me he plays this im immediately getting him addicted to crack so his brain rots slower. I wish i had a physical copy of this game so i could poop in it, waffle stomp it in the case and throw it at Kevins head. You guys dont know Kevin but hes and asswipe trust me. Super tedious to get a good run constant restarts its like spinning a slot machine the first stages, and thats totally fine but i feel a run of a roguelite should be multiple spins of a slot machine but its cheaper so u dont go bankrupt from such few decisions that are, at a baseline, a good strategy and choice. i understand RNG is kinda the main thing about this genre but its so rng u feel over equipped sometimes like a heavy health build with most of my items health or heal items, or jus a baseline great or even amazing build and u might get a swarm or the double golem boss on literally first few stages that very few characters can deal with in time (no matter what health u have u can survive maybe 2 seconds). Maybe i should just "get good" at RNG i guess.
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